"The Velvet Underground of facial hair pics! There may have been only 50 people in the room when Los Moustacios played but everyone of them grew a moustache."
"There is no Hooper without the moustache...Period."
"There's no denying the effect Los Moustacios had on my life...well, that and my 13 inch penis."
"I was just another man in tights until I saw Los Moustacios, after, I became a HULK-A-MANIAC!!"
"Absence and death are the same - only that in death there is no moustache."
"I grew a beard because I never had the BALLS to grow a moustche!!"